Teacher: Roy, what’ll you call your mum’s elder sister?
Roy: Maximum!
Teacher: Good. And the younger sister?
Roy: Minimum sir!!
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Teacher: Roy, can you tell when is the best time to pick plums?
Roy: When the farmer is not looking!!
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Roy: Our teacher must be pious!
Ron: Why?
Roy: Every time we answer to his question, he used to say ‘ Oh my God!’ !!
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